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Axiom3000
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 #1 16.04.2007 - 13:18 Post subject: Your Favorite Reservoir Dogs Quotes |
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K, these are one of my favorites:
 Quote: | Joe: How does freedom feel?
Mr. Blonde: It's a change. |
| Quote: | Mr. Brown: I'm blind, man. I'm fucking blind.
Mr. Orange: You're not blind, you've just got blood in your eyes. |
| Quote: | | Mr. Brown: Let me tell you what "Like a Virgin" is about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It's a metaphor for big dicks. |
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| #2 16.04.2007 - 13:25 Post subject: |
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| Quote: | Joe: Mr. Brown, Mr. White, Mr. Blonde, Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange, and Mr. Pink.
Mr. Pink: Why am I Mr. Pink?
Joe: Because you're a faggot, alright? |
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| #3 16.04.2007 - 13:26 Post subject: |
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Here are my favourite quotes from Reservoir Dogs:
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Mr. Pink: You kill anybody?
Mr. White: A few cops.
Mr. Pink: No real people?
Mr. White: Just cops. |
Followed by the all-time classic:
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Mr. Blonde: Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
Mr. White: What was that? I'm sorry, I didn't catch it. Would you repeat it?
Mr. Blonde: Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite? |
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| #4 16.04.2007 - 13:26 Post subject: Re: Your Favorite Reservoir Dogs Quotes |
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| Quote: | | Mr. Blonde: Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get. |
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| #5 16.04.2007 - 14:16 Post subject: |
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In the script Joe tells a joke which was cut from the movie. Can't understand why.
| Quote: | Joe (to everybody)
... So they're talking about how they get their wifes off, and the French guy says: (in a bad French accent) <All I gotta do is take my pinky and tickle my Fifi's little oo-la-la and she rises a foot off the bed.>
So the dago says: (in a good Brooklyn accent) <That's nothin'. When I take the tip of my tongue and wiggle it against my Mary Louise's little fun pimple, she rises two feet off da bed.> Then our friend from Poland says: (in a dumb voice) <You guys ain't no cocksmen. When I get through fuckin' my Sophie, I wipe my dick on the curtains and you know what? She hits the roof!>
Joe laughs like a cracy man.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
We hear a lot of laughing off screen.
Ain't that a masterpiece? Stupid fuckin' Polack, wipes his dick on the drapes. |
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! 
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| #6 16.04.2007 - 14:50 Post subject: |
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"[...]dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick."
"How many dicks is that?"
"A lot."
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| #7 16.04.2007 - 15:25 Post subject: |
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"You gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite?"
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| #8 16.04.2007 - 15:38 Post subject: |
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| Il_Cattivo wrote: | | "You gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite?" |
Best quote in the movie in my opinion
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| #9 05.05.2007 - 13:44 Post subject: |
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the opening scene with Quentin's speech about 'Like a Virgin' (I learned by heart  )
| Quote: | Mr. Brown: What the fuck was I talking about ?
Mr. Orange: You said "True Blue" was about a guy, you said it's a girl who meets a nice guy
But "Like a Virgin" was a metaphor for big dicks.
Mr. Brown: Ok, let me tell ya what "Like a Virgin"'s about.
It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine.
I'm talking, morning, day,night, afternoon,
Dick, dick,dick, dick, dick, dick....
Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
Mr. White: A lot.
Mr. Brown: Then one day she meets a John Holmes motherfucker, and it's like, whoa baby.
I mean, this cat is like Charles Bronson in "The Great Escape." He's diggin tunnels.
Now she's gettin this serious dick action,
She's feelin something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain
Joe: Chew? Toby Chew? No.
Mr. Brown: It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt.
You know, her pussy should be Bubble-Yum by now.
But when this cat fucks her, it hurts. It hurts like it did the first time.
You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what is once like to be a virgin.
Hence, "Like a Virgin." |
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| #10 03.08.2007 - 19:24 Post subject: |
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Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't tip.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't tip?
Mr. Pink: Nah, I don't believe in it...
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| #11 03.08.2007 - 19:32 Post subject: |
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haha, good one.
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| #12 24.09.2007 - 01:08 Post subject: |
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Nice Guy Eddie: How would you feel if every time you had to take a piss you had to do a fuckin' hand stand?
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| #13 28.05.2008 - 17:11 Post subject: |
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Well i too love this quates
from the movie
Mr. Pink: You kill anybody?
Mr. White: A few cops.
Mr. Pink: No real people?
Mr. White: Just cops.
they are just fantastic
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| pietrov wrote: | the opening scene with Quentin's speech about 'Like a Virgin' (I learned by heart )
| Quote: | [Mr. Brown: It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt.
You know, her pussy should be Bubble-Yum by now.
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That is the best line of the whole movie, hands down.
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| Quote: | | Mr. Pink: I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's fucked up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college bullshit I got two words for that: learn to fuckin' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big fuckin' surprise. |
| Quote: | | Mr. Blonde: Eddie, you keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch. |
| Quote: | Freddy Newandyke: What is this?
Holdaway: That's an amusing anecdote about a drug deal.
Freddy Newandyke: What?
Holdaway: Something funny that happened to you while you were doing a fucking job, man. |
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